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body cheese,farts and milkshake

Mon Feb 25, 2008, 5:08 PM
you know when you have black gunky stuff under your nails? and u bite and peel them,and then u get a whiff of cheesy poohey smell frm under the trimmed finger nail??? what causes it?? i meen....its one of lifes lil mysteries...why on earth would a natural cheese grow upon a human?? also when u open a bag of salt and vinegar crisps...why does it smell of farts?? is there a man at the walkers factory that farts in bags for a living??ooh and the song milkshake...why is it bringing all the boys to the yard?? a milkshake alone would not get me in your back garden..no matter how sexy you are,unless you have a swingball or some rabbits or something...and how does she know her milkshake is better??? i meen....i can make a pretty good milkshake with some melted walls ice-cream and some sugar
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:iconairmoe69:
hey awesome gallery man.
:iconvegetathealmighty:
Thanks for the fav :wave:

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love the gothic fairy tattoo

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