~liamjmccormack

you know when you have black gunky stuff under your nails? and u bite and peel them,and then u get a whiff of cheesy poohey smell frm under the trimmed finger nail??? what causes it?? i meen....its one of lifes lil mysteries...why on earth would a natural cheese grow upon a human?? also when u open a bag of salt and vinegar crisps...why does it smell of farts?? is there a man at the walkers factory that farts in bags for a living??ooh and the song milkshake...why is it bringing all the boys to the yard?? a milkshake alone would not get me in your back garden..no matter how sexy you are,unless you have a swingball or some rabbits or something...and how does she know her milkshake is better??? i meen....i can make a pretty good milkshake with some melted walls ice-cream and some sugar
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when ur sleepin with a girl,n she gets abit to big for her booties,actin like shes hot stuff,is it wrong to wipe the smug smile off her face by telling her that she suffers from a serious case of fightfarts and kept you awake all night by blowing air biscuits under the bedsheets,and the fumes stung your eyes and made u cry worse than onion vapours???? telling her you could probably bottle it and sell it to the nazi's who could pump it into gas chambers and use it to exterminate the jewish???just a thought...

hmm ive been cutting my medication down over the past week,its causing some bizzare side effects!like..ive been on these tablet thingys for anxiety and memory lapses (a type of phsychosis/sub psychotic episodes) ''not that im a nutter r nething'' but yeh....its totally spazzing my brain! i was warned that id get abit snappy and grumpy when i start to cut down but i didnt really take it seriously until i actually found myself having a spack-attack at the computer for freezing up! lol pluss im getting moodswings,the things people do and say are getting me all wound up whereas before id just be my usual placid self and not let things bother me,but now that if some1 says something abit sarcastic or ignorant n blunt,i basically feel like kicking a todler into the path of a speeding truck,watching them splat like a ripe watermelon,then giggling my sick arse off.im finding that allsorts of little things cause bizarre and irrational reactions,some1 looking or talking to me in a manor that isnt pleasant,people being to critical of me and especially my work (so no negative comments for a week or two please....you may find a length of barbedwire in your rectum)and any overall attempts to treat me like a skivy,agony aunt,doormat or take advantage of my good nature,uurgh if i get one more txt asking for advice ..or if i could possibly do this or that..or..whatever,im sure im gonna do a big shit in my hand and throw it at some1 ! lol but yeh..i just needed to get that off my chest bfore i actually did deficate into my palm and hurl fecal matter at some1s bonce

a few random throughts running around my mind like a dog chasing his own smelly lil tail,jade goody...what a pointless fecking arsehole..the more weight she loses,the bigger waste of space she becomes..ooh the irony,is there a brand of cheese thats manufactured by a company called ''dick''?
where can i find a skinnypig? ive looked in lots of petshops,there a special kind of guineapig with no fur,they look like lil hippos
why are trendy girls so incredibly dence and shallow?giggling at lady-farts and attracted to dirty boys that drive nova's :-s...is it wrong for me to like dizzee rascal??hmmm
can a saggy breasted girl really black her own eyes on a trampoline?
how many slaughtered o.a.p's would qualify as a killing spree? infact...would it be wrong to dress as the grim reaper and go around knocking on doors at the old folks home? or maybe buy a rabid pitbull and let it loose in a childrens play area...maybe kick it up the arse or hit it in the balls with a slingshot,and watch the furious rage-cloud of rag-dolling todler legs and childrens booties flying around the place,maybe ill go out and blindfold some guidedogs if there was such a thing as a smell-a-phone...id ring my friends and blow a huge air-biscuit in their face...haha, do you know where the smelly bridge is located?? if so...have you ever taken a strole over it??
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